Just to mark the start of a new era with Comedy Corner UK (and my bonza jokes!), here's a one-off joke - created by me, George. Remember to check the Latest Funnies page for Sibshaw's Weekly Gag, released to the desperate public every Sunday, who are just gagging for my latest jest!
Thanks
George Sibshaw, young comedy writer and founder of Comedy Corner UK.
MY ONE-OFF GAG:
A dunce walks into a bookies. He says to the bookie: 'I've come to borrow a book about horses.' The bookie replies: 'Well, I'm afraid you need to go to the public library next door'. The dunce cannot understand. 'Well then. Can I borrow a book about greyhounds?' The bookie is completely confused. 'I've told you, sir. Go next door.' The dunce replies: 'How about a book about football pools. I've always wanted to do the backstroke with Bobby Charlton.' The bookie, now totally dazzled, says: 'Are you totally insane?! You're barred!' 'Barred? I didn't know this was a pub as well as a library,' exclaims the dunce. The bookie now yells: 'It's neither, you prat!' The dunce, who is now totally flummoxed, says: 'Well it clearly says outside - JOHNSON'S BOOKIES - HORSES, GREYHOUNDS AND FOOTBALL POOLS - COME IN AND BROWSE.' The bookie says to him: 'It does not! Wanna bet?' And the dunce now replies: 'I do actually. I'm just going to pop over to the turf accountants.'
