Here is a list of some classic Tommy Cooper one-liners I came across whilst browsing
around the net.
I went to the paper shop - It had blown away.
Last night, I dreamt I ate a ten-pound marshmallow. I woke up and the pillow was gone.
A man walked into the doctors and said: 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor said: 'Well don't go there any more.'
I went into this pub and ate a ploughman's lunch - he was livid.
There are two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
FOR MORE BRILLIANT 'COOPERISMS', VISIT THESE LINKS.
http://www.begent.org/cooper.htm
http://www.circlecity.co.uk/text_jokes/tommy-cooper-jokes.php
