Here is a brilliant selection of some of the best jokes from British stand-up comedian Tim Vine. Tim has recently released a brand new joke book. Click here to purchase.
Beware of Alphabet Grenades… if you throw them, it could spell disaster!
When it comes to cosmetic surgery… a lot of people turn their noses up.
So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
What do you call a lady with big teeth that sleeps in the afternoon? Siesta Rantzen.
I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.
I don't like my hands - I always keep them at arm's length.
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